So we headed down to Kyoto for a few days and finally got to use our JR Pass on a Bullet Train! Whooooooooooo!!!!! That thing makes the DART look like a thing that's really slow… oh wait… it is really slow! The bullet trains (or shinkansen in Japanese) can get up to about 300km/h, at which point everything becomes a blur and goes to plaid. They might look like giant white tampons but they're still cool and strangely sexy. Real tampons are icky…

After getting in to Kyoto we had a bit of a wander around trying to see some geishas but we didn't spot any, until a few days later on the bus! Kyoto is famous for it's temples and shrines, so we headed for a wander around Fushimi Inari, a shrine dedicated to the Japanese god of business. Companies and businesses donate the massive gates – called torii – as a way of bringing good fortune. These line the path up and around the hills so it's like walking in a weird orange tunnel in some parts. We also spent a while wandering around Kyoto station (mostly trying to find a toilet) which is a really impressive piece of modern architecture with one of the scariest escalator rides I've ever been on. We contemplated life for a while in the Zen Garden of Ryokan-ji, but that gave me a headache so I had the tiniest pint of Guinness ever. I know things are smaller in Japan, but this is ridiculous!

Have a goo on Flickr and let me know what ye think.